Many are dead after yet another tragic act of violence in the schools of America.
basically if you don't talk to me first I'll never talk to you
headphones in, problems out
I'm not rude, I just say it how it is
listening to someone talk while you're writing and accidentally writing down what they're saying
I hate when waiters ask, "are you done with that?" when the plate is completely clear. like "nah, lemme eat the plate too."
how I end a class presentation: "so... umm... yeah..."
"would you like a table?"... "no, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground, a carpet for 5 please."
lying in bed wondering if it's worth it to get up and pee
society: be yourself
society: no not like that